Curry Puff of Doom.

I have just taken a large bite out of a curry puff which is FILLED TO THE BRIM with BEEF. It was literally overflowing with beef. It was bursting at the seams. If it had been a shirt-wearing person, the buttons would have flown off and hit you right in the eyes.

This is madness! Madness I say!

NEVER AGAIN! NEVER AGAIN!!!!

Look at it… its crispy golden pastry with its perfectly twirled edge, sitting prettily on a plate next to a half-eaten cookie and a dessert fork. It looks innocent.. and then you bite into it and smell the familiar odour of MINCED, DEAD COW.