This is it.

This is by far going to be the worst birthday I’ve had ever since that time my mum and my sister went out clubbing and left me at home to babysit my nieces.

I think I’ll just adopt the Sloth approach and not expect anything anymore.

The Obligatory Birthday Blog

To get ready for new year, I say that there’s nothing better than a big, fat, dump.

It is the sloth in its natural habitat

Mmmmm

And I end it all off with unicorns

YAY!

REMinisce

I don’t even know why I capitilised the REM as such, it just seemed an arty thing to do.

Well time draws nearer to the end of 2007 and life goes on as usual. Good stuff.

I was just thinking about like how life was before in secondary school, and it’s weird because like the one thing that stood out was my unresolved issues with this girl I knew who I swore I’d confront one day in future. Someday, somehow.

It’s like one of those teen movies where the popular student psychologically torments the not so popular student and they get retribution later in their life. Well it’s not exactly like that but the one thing that I just wanted to ask her was “Was it really necessary?” All that time and effort could have been minimised in a more harmonious and optimistic way, methinks.

Agh. I tried to relate the story of my horrific years in secondary school centered around my struggles of never really fitting in but I realised that it was too tiring. Perhaps we shall sit down with a java mocha frappe and I will tell you someday.

Anyway, If it wasn’t for her *lightning bolt* I wouldn’t have developed my many shining qualities and impeccable sense of comedic timing. {: I also reckon that if the education system in Singapore weren’t so boring I wouldn’t have developed artistic skill, due to lack of doodling, so thanks as well.

This time of year it just seems right to tie up loose ends, make amends and do a little bit of spring cleaning, but I’m not sure if I’ve done all those things. I definitely tidied up a bit and am feeling very content at the state of things right now, and that is enough for me.

Big ups to the big guy up there, thanks for milo, special VIP sloths, great times, my whole life in its entirety (and I mean the whole thing) and yes peace, love and harmony within the world.

Do you think it’s true that if enough people are wishing of the same thing with the same intensity, that it will happen? I think it is. One day I shall lead a crowd to wish for something super important and cool.

XTC

There is a great song that I often listen to called ‘Making Plans For Nigel’ by XTC.

Anyway this is what the following convo is about.

Wally, wally, where have you gone? :/

hubba

hubba

hubba

bubba

hubba

hubba

:D 

Oh there you are.

PMS

Here’s a summary of what I think of when I’m in PMS.

I hate the world.

The world hates me.

Everything sucks.