It all started so innocently.

Mum.

I don’t mean to push you away, but I wish we could talk about something other than our problems.

Why can’t we just watch Mad TV on my laptop over tea and biscuits?

Dear God

First, a quick wacom sketch before I write my letter to God. (Thanks for the moolah for the wacom, big guy/woman/ultimate being that is beyond mortal comprehension!)

Dear God,

Living with eczema, albeit very mild, is a total pain in the butt. I have to thank you for blessing me with almost pimple free skin (if I remember to drink plenty of water) and dandruff-free scalp amongst other things, but I have to tell you man, this ultra-sensitive skin of mine is not a kinky bonus.

I can just toss and turn for pretty much an hour before I get to sleep because of this problem. Perhaps you could toss some aloe vera products my way? Or vitamin E pills? Or you know, like help me to lessen/get rid of the problem? Throw me a bone here.

I don’t know man, I mean, I’m totally grateful for like pretty much everything in my life right now, but this is just one itty bitty complaint. Just one. I literally don’t ask for much so I just need you to help me out with this particular segment in the pie of my life.

Oh I just remembered another point I must mention. I’m really curious about that building a couple of blocks away from my house, along Jalan Eunos. Is it a house, a block of apartments or an office??

By the way, do you think I could ever see that lockjaw mynah again? It was so amazingly amusing, so I had to congratulate you on that particular bizarre act of nature. Unless the mynah was suffering in some way then I totally take that back and I hope you’ve cured it and not made it hop around for people’s amusement.

Thank you, that will be all.

Thanks

Thanks

Thanks

Thanks

and I shall remember to say my prayers before I go to sleep.

Much love. THE MOST LOVE.

P.S. Oh and if it’s not too much trouble, could you perhaps instill willpower in me to do the little things that will help me to lose a bit of weight everyday? Or is that something I figure out myself?

Oh no I’ve just confused my brain now.

OMIGOSH P.S. Please help out my grandma with her leg and my dad with his gout. Or just make sure my dad eats and rests properly and doesn’t eat too much beef and other stuff that might threaten his gout to flare up again.  Honestly though, God, you would think that man would have learnt his lesson already right??

Eh hunni (and other smokers)

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