F.A.Q.

Just to save everyone possible disintegration of brain cells, I have provided a very useful FAQ page for easy usage.

Q. Naj, sometimes you type like a guy. Are you a girl, or a guy that’s just really in touch with feminine issues with silky long hair?

A. Contrary to debate that has been going on within your small country of Numbnutonia, I am actually a cuttlefish.

Q. Do you have Middle Eastern or Indian heritage? I mean come on… that name… it’s so strange… 

A.  My full name is Najmah, and yes it is strange. However my ancestry has nothing to do with my strangeness. Next question!

 Q. You know this boogie is for real?

A. Why yes, I do know this boogie is for real.

Q. Wait, what’s all these sketches and doodles? Where are your blog posts??

A. Why, my retarded little dumping, I think you should be more worried about how much is going in your life to actually want to read drama in other people’s lives.  Those ARE my blog posts!

Q. OK so how do you fit time to do these sketches and doodles?

A. Apart from having to trudge here and there to classes that don’t matter and more important things like chillaxing at The Plaza or creating havoc with my flying jumps, I sometimes find a secret corner to sketch ominously with really good background music.

Q. Why is there no real structure to anything on this blog?? My mind cannot take the randomness! 

A. Ah well you may have missed the gatekeeper that you have to go through when you first enter this blog. Similar to porn sites that have the above 18 disclaimer, I have hired a gatekeeper to stop people with left brain thinking or structured minds from entering my space because too much of my randomosity may cause these minds to explode. However I shall notify the gatekeeper, an old man with an albino eye named Finland (yes, the eye is named Finland), to buck up. Please bear with him.